Teddy bears are part of the WPKFMA (We Protect Kids From Monsters Association) and come to life when their kid is in danger. It is strictly forbidden to act in front of adults. Your ‘kid’, who is now 78 years old, still sleeps with you. One night, you sense a great danger approaching from underneath the bed. You now have to make a choice: do nothing, or break the #1 rule of the WPKFMA to protect your kid.
selebrated my graduation with sleeping for 15 hours, watching “finding nemo” (and crying) and jerking off three times a day.
*Me, shares the 59th meme about pride month*
My friend: why are you so passionate about pride month
My closeted ass:
Medusa is a lesbian. One day, you, a young blind woman, accidentally walks into her cave.
“he just left in the middle of an argument” dump him
“he rolls his eyes when I start to cry” dump him
“we never agree on what movie to watch and we always go with his choice” dump him
“when he’s mad he’ll stand up straight and tower over me” dump him
“his friends make me uncomfortable” dump him
“he didn’t appreciate the gift I made him” dump him
“I don’t like that he drinks every day” dump him
“sometimes he ignores what I said during sex unless I say it again” dump him
“he told me he doesn’t like it when I wear my favorite sweater” dump him
“he threw something when he got mad once” dump him
“he won’t yell but sometimes he’ll just stop responding until I stop talking about it” dump him
“he doesn’t want me to go to my friend’s parties without him, but he never wants to go” dump him
“he pouts and says his last girlfriend did it for him” dump him
“he plays pranks on me that I don’t like” dump him
“he doesn’t think my jokes are very funny and makes fun of me for it” dump him
“he wants me to wear more make up” dump him
“he got angry that I cut my hair” dump him
“he still hasn’t met my parents” dump him
“he talks about me giving him kids, but we’ve never talked about our future” dump him
“he whines that condoms don’t feel as good” dump him
“I like having a boyfriend, but I have to put up with a lot for this one” dump him (:
Anonymous asked:
demonphannie answered:
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
Hey uhhhhh I’m bored you should send me some things for any of these games but don’t be surprised if I fail
-Mod Ryn
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